Don't eat this, don't drink that, dont' shoot heroin... blah blah blah, details

IMHO (I hate it when people say In My Humble Opinion like that... but...) IMHO!

I think I watch too much tv. No one should know this much about advertisments

Wii is not for everyone... (video games in general, really)

yeah yeah yeah.... you're at the beach, there are your tootsies in the sand...

i.love.sundresses. and POCKETS!

the ugly truth about Parking Discrimination

Poor, poor Bronco...

First I get this nasty note for having the audacity to park inside the lines in our tiny parking deck at work. How dare I!!?

Then, the special, special people at my home, slap a giant sticker on Old Blue saying I don't have a parking pass... uh except I do, and it was about 6 inches away from the sticker. Bless their heart!

If both notes weren't anonymous, I'd buy the first victim some slim fast so she can fit into "HER OWN CAR" and I'd buy some glasses for the other sweetheart who can't see.

VIVA LA BRONCO!

**Parking Discrimination is a serious issue. If you or someone you know has been a victim of PD, please call the hotline 1800-STOPBEINGMEANTOME or visit the website www.yourepickyanddumbandidontlikeyou.com.** You don't have to suffer alone.

Now your car is lying, and you're exaggerating

yeah, so my car does this too, says it's way hotter than it really is... but I have the good sense to know that my car is wrong and not go "ZOMG"-ing all over the interweb!

Facebook - I think you're lying

also, this is just silly. yes, people who "like" sleeping probably also "like" music... DUH!

More of the same

fine, something "positive"

Facebook... so addictive, so shame inducing

while you were sleeping, I drew these for you

so I remembered how to use my sharpie/camera/computer. Thanks, Insomnia!

GAH, I have no filter.... so mean :(

bad beef is nothing to joke about! ew!

____ is the new _____ makes me want to ______ you in the _____

I knew I shouldn't have bought it...but yes, I did finish all of them

yeah, i'm immature and I giggle like a 12 year old boy when I hear this...

they just want to chat!

please just sign your emails with something like "thanks"....

I'm not sure I can pull it off...

Seinfeld was right

I need more of that hot pink paper! so ghetto!

Suit = Bad