Hi!
My name is Melissa, although since there are too many Melissas, people usually call me other things: Biscuits, Matla, Smelbs, Mel B, Sissy, Missy B, etc. People who call me Missy get kicked in the shins though, so be careful. Everyone gets two, per lifetime, before I kick shins.
I live in Atlanta and work in the wild and wacky world of Human Resources. I like to pretend that I'm going to suddenly become famous for being funny and star on SNL. Unfortunately, my laziness and lack of motivation have prevented that, thus far.
I don't sleep much, which makes me pretty irritable. Rather than just complain verbally, I like to express things that grind my gears here. It makes me more tolerable to be around.
I hope you enjoy!
